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Opening Ceremonies
9:30 AM - 10:00 AM, YouTube
Good morning, afternoon, and night! We start off the fifth year of SAHCon with a morning chat and introduction to the day's events and activities!
Hosted by: SAHCon Staff
SAHCon 2023 Mini Album: Gotta Hatch 'Em All!
10:00 AM - 10:30 AM, YouTub
Ranging between styles and ideas, take an adventure on this year's album from the SAHCon music team. Featuring the short and simple thought of: But what if Fiduspawn had a soundtrack?
Hosted by: SAHCon Music Team
Rose Lalonde's Guide To Homestuck Fanfiction
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM, Discord
Homestuck fanfiction never left!!! Join EtchJetty as she discusses her writing process, talks about some of her favorite fics (new and old), highlights tips and tricks for formatting, and engages on the topic of HOMESTUCK: BUT IT'S WORDS!!!!!
Hosted by: EtchJetty
UMSPAF's Greatest Hits!
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM, YouTube
Join UMSPAF, the team behind LOFAM, for a backstage look at Bandcamp stats as we listen to our top tracks of all time together. Afterward, ask your burning questions at the Q+A session!
Hosted by: Ucklin
Explaining Quadrants through a Queer Lens
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM, Twitch
Learn about the differences between each of the quadrants, and traditional human romance. Along with how Hussie may have accidentally created a system that describes various forms of queer attraction & romance!
Hosted by: Lollie Ray
The Dailies of Homestuck
11:00 AM - 12:30 PM, YouTube
You asked us questions on twitter, and we're going to answer them while collabing on a dope ass drawing! Featuring 13 of us daily accounts from Homestuck Twitter, in this panel we'll talk about all kinds of INSANE things such as the Origins of our Accounts, Crazy Headcanons, Powerscaling, and LIONS!
Hosted by: Daily Kanaya (Rose) and friends!
Make a Smuppet (Needle Felt Craft Tutorial)
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM, YouTube
Looking for a new craft? Needle felting is fun and easy! This introductory tutorial will cover the basics of needle-felting and teach two projects suitable for beginners - a matriorb (if you can make a ball of wool, you're on the road to being able to make anything!) and a Smuppet (level up in skill by using pipe-cleaners in combination with wool to make an adorable little guy with posable limbs and the plushest of rumps!). The tutorial will be a little under a half an hour, with the rest of the timeslot open for questions.
Hosted by: Naked Bee
Karkat Goes to a Project Management Seminar
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM, YouTube
Want to know what goes into running a large fandom project like a fan game, major dub, or musical? Join Jonaya Riley (Director, Friendsim 2 and Stuck at Home Con) and Anna Marcus (Director, Time's Apprentice and DPB The Musical) and learn about project management, coordinating with creatives, handling the unexpected, and more!
Hosted by: Jonaya Riley, Anna Marcus
Intro to ToonBoom Storyboarding (UNARCHIVED)
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM, Discord
Always wanted to figure out the elusive wonders of Toonboom software? In this panel you'll learn the basics of Storyboarding and Storyboard pro to better assist any animated or "Homestuck flash" specific ideas. Totally buy this software legally, totally.
Hosted by: Mio
“I Never Read Openbound”
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM, Twitch
Everyone skimmed Act 6 Intermission 3. No one remembers a thing Kankri said, or the Rosemary. Nobody has read it; that nobody is me. Join my panel as talk about Meenah's adventure in trying to enlist her friends in the army.
Hosted by: Cro
Homestuck and Religion
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM, YouTube
What if Homestuck was a religion? Jesus Christ how horrifying
Hosted by: Jojo “Funk” McLovin
Learning how to Sprite in the Homestuck Style
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM, YouTube
A sweet and simple introduction to spriting, exploring the basics of homestuck sprites. Brought to you by the main artist of the dollmaker/the crazy person that made over 300+ fantrolls.
Hosted by: IO/Popomerrygamz
Karkat Goes to a Convention: Constuck's End and its ties to Mental Health
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM, Discord
The first act of KGTAC is over! If you're interested in some of the weirder themes in the first act that might be hard to spot, come on over to this panel! This panel will talk about the themes of mental health, trauma processing and reprocessing, and my own personal experience with healing through making this comic.
Hosted by: Cole
Broadwaystuck: Reviving A 10 Year Old Project
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM, Twitch
Hi there! In this panel, we want to show you everything the third generation of Broadway Homestuck is up to; how did CG get his Broadway Karkat title? Why revive a failed project with so much nostalgia attached to it? Please come and meet us, while we explain the group’s goal and sing some showtunes for you! We will also have a Q&A portion! We sincerely hope you join us!
Hosted by: Miguel Augusto
Friendstucke: 8ringing Homestuck to Friendlocke
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM, Twitch
An interview with Saltydkdan discussing the experience of bringing everyone's favourite spider to his popular Youtube series.
Hosted by: Jae
Meet The Dancestors!
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM, YouTube
Got questions for the Dancestors - or just want to watch them chat, flirt, and argue? This in-character panel by cosplayers from the Alternian Historical Reenactment Society is where it all happens!
Hosted by: Alternian Historical Reenactment Society
BACK AT IT AGAIN: Composition Q&A and Hiveswap Music Preview
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM, Twitch
Watch as local old person "James Roach" bumbles their way through roughly an hour of user sourced questions. As a special reward you will get to listen to some music from "Hit" "Indie" "Game" HIVESWAP: ACT 3, focused around the fabled in-universe event JEEVIK WEEK.
Hosted by: James Roach
An Excuse to Draw Fish
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM, Twitch
Have you seen that slide that shows you sea creatures to the bottom of the sea? Let’s draw some seadwellers based on those. This is gonna be fish art for an hour and MAYBE some character design tips and suggestions along the way. That's crazy!
Hosted by: Leonardo
Jane and Dirk’s Bombastic Baking Bonanza!!
7:00 PM - 8:00 PM, YouTube
Ender and Windy are BACK as SAHCon panelists for another fully voiced and fully edited Homestuck video ess- wait a minute. That's not Ender and Windy. That's Jane and Dirk! Join Jane Crocker and Dirk Strider as they try and whip up the greatest chocolate chip cookies both Earths have ever seen- and teach YOU how to make them, too! Follow along with your own ingredients as Jane tries her very best to teach everyone the basics of baking, as Average Homestuck Shenanigans try and foil her plans.
Hosted by: Ender, Windy
BEYOND KARKALICIOuS: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME
7:00 PM - 8:00 PM, YouTube
How far beyond karkalicious have you explored? How's your late aughts pop music trivia? Test your recall and character association--and hear a heap of new-to-you fansongs--at the revamped BEYOND KARKALICIOUS, now in trivia game show format!
Hosted by: Jack
Saving Homestuck
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM, Discord
The Unofficial Homestuck Collection authors host a discussion and Q&A! Come see GiovanH and Bambosh and ask your questions about archival, preservation, curation, and keeping the core works of Homestuck alive.
Hosted by: Gio, Bambosh
FUNKIN and HOMESTUCK: New Creative Medium
9:00 PM - 10:00 PM, YouTube
Showcase and Behind The Scenes of Friday Night Funkin: Colors&Mayhem.
Hosted by: bbpanzu
Homestuck Cabaret
9:00 PM - 10:00 PM, YouTube
Grab an overpriced cocktail and join us for an evening of Homestuck music! Voices from the articulatelyComposed YouTube channel are breaking character and bringing you their favorite homestuck fansongs and Broadwaystuck parodies! Brought to you by the same team behind Daraya’s Punk Band: The Musical, Time’s Apprentice, and the 2019/2020 Broadwaystuck panels.
Hosted by: Anna Marcus
SAHCON Rave 2023
10:00 PM - 11:00 PM, Discord
come jam out to end the night of sahcon, fresh cuts n scratches and heavy bass tunes to close the night out. performed live, and this time, with a dj cam to watch the magic flow from a true mix masta, in true strider fashion
Hosted by: Stacy
Closing Ceremonies
11:30 PM - 12:00 AM, YouTube
Join us as we see out this year’s con!
Hosted by: SAHCon Staff